At the end of 2018, Tumblr announced that all the real sex content was banned from the service. The final straw came less than a year later. The fucking assholes enabled the filter by default, meaning most people would never know there was porn unless somebody gave up the secret. It let idiots, buzzkills, Karens and the impotent opt-out of seeing the site’s best content. It got worse at the beginning of 2018 when they implemented a Safe Mode. I hate having to sign up to beat off, but it wasn’t a site-breaker.
The content was still available, but you had to sign in to see it. The first thing Yahoo did was restrict anything with adult tags like Dick, Butthole, Tittyfuck and Golden Showers. Well, that’s also the year Yahoo bought the site, and shit just went downhill from there. Back in 2013, more than 20% of the content on Tumblr was porno. I did some research, though, and it turns out I was right. What the Fuck Happened to This Site?I could have sworn I rubbed out a few to at some point, but the bong hits I had with my breakfast Viagra made me second-guess myself. Panties seem to be required, but thankfully, I guess they don’t have to cover much. There’s skin, and half-naked couples embracing, but the most risqué visuals are beautiful asses. Even in the Sex section, I don’t see any spread twats, penetrated buttholes, cock-full mouths or even any goddamn nipples. One thing that’s instantly apparent, though, is that Tumblr doesn’t host any truly NSFW content. It’s pretty common for people to think about love, couples and relationships when they think about sex, but the prominent inclusion of #daddy tells you a lot about the users around here. I like their selection of related hashtags that pop up when I do my search: Love, Couple, Hot, Daddy, and Relationships.ĭaddy, huh? It looks like folks are kinkier than you might guess from the tame bullshit they’re hyping out front. As soon as I type “Sex” into the box, the whole flavor of the site changes. I guess it’s one of those places like Reddit, where the sex ain’t immediately visible but runs deep just because they have so many users. Hell, I had to scroll for a couple of minutes before I even saw a model in her underwear with a bunch of fashion-related hashtags. I don’t see a single thing related to porn, sex, or even beautiful, naked women. The trending content right now on the site’s front page includes embarrassing anime memes, nature photography, inspirational quotes for soccer moms and angry social-justice mini-rants. They’ve always just occupied this weird space of their own, and I know at least half of you are just wondering, “Who the fuck even uses Tumblr?” They never got as big as MySpace, but they didn’t have a sudden die-off like the former social media giant. Tons of Users Means Tons of Porn, Right? has been around since 2007. Hit the link if you want to follow along at home. Today, I’m typing “Sex” into their search bar to see tons of user-contributed adult content.
Now, most of them ain’t on the same masturbatory mission as you or I, but a userbase that big is bound to have a lot of horny motherfuckers, sexy exhibitionist bitches, and outright perverts. I’ve actually been trying to shake my dick at Tumblr lately, even though most people don’t really associate the microblogging platform with sex.
It’s gotten better for perverts as the next generation of attention whores has tried to expose themselves to Internet fame on sites like Snapchat, Instagram and OnlyFans. A decade ago, social media was a nice, low-key way to jack off to hot pictures of your coworkers and that sexy cousin of yours.
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